Archive for February, 2012


The Coolest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

Every few months or so, when either of these two legendary gentlemen come to mind, I watch this video. What a flawless and unique collaborative performance by two masters who are no longer with us; not to mention the skill and precision of the accompanying orchestra.  I hope this caliber of artistry is not an endangered species, but I fear it is.


Throwback: Team Demolition “Teamwork” Video (2000)

This past week marks the 12 year anniversary of the release of this record, which was our top-selling 12 inch single in the history of the Depth Charge catalog . To celebrate, I have posted the video. Enjoy!


The First 14 Years of My Career on a Shelf

Digital & analog Tracking tapes, DAT Masters, 3.5 inch Floppy discs & video footage representing 1989 - 2003

I try to keep everything I have ever worked on.  In the days before music could be easily stored as hard drive data, a busy music professional could build quite a collection of media.  This is my new Ikea bookshelf in the lounge at Depth Charge Studios.  I purchased it to store & present my collection of works from the first fourteen years of my career.  The bottom three rows contain double stacks of ADAT track tapes.  There are more than 100 completely filled sets each containing an average of 10 songs each.  That’s quite a few records.  It is also important to note that most of my clients had their own tapes, so this stack only contains all of my company’s productions and recordings along with recordings by studio clients who rented tape from us.

The middle row contains VHS and Digital 8 video tapes of our shows, music videos, making of music videos, various studio sessions etc.  This is one of the few libraries I consider incomplete.  I am missing a lot of video footage from over the years which I would love to have.  If any one has any old Team Demolition or Lower Life Forms concert footage from back in the day, please let me know.

The next row up contains floppy and zip discs storing mostly beats I made on the ASR-10 from 1993 – 2003. The top row contains more than 75 DAT master tapes (digital tapes used to store the final mixed and mastered stereo mixes of records) and more than 60 four-track analog tracking tapes which contain my crew’s early work from 1989 – 1994.  It is pretty amazing to stand back and look at this knowing it represents such an enormous portion of my life.  Thanks to hard drives, my work from 2004 to the present is stored on a couple of machines no bigger than a typical paperback novel.  While the convenience of that is fantastic, it doesn’t look quite this cool.


Merry Super Bowl!

This morning I awoke extra early, donned my footie pajamas and raced into the living room to see what Mike Ditka left me under the Super Bowl tree. Bratwursts, beer, pierogies and pretzels were presented with thoughtful care. Ditka barely touched the chilli dog I left him so I finished it for breakfast. While many lament the end of football season, I rejoice, as it as a sign that Spring is on the way. Pitchers and catchers report in two weeks!


Recording Studio Etiquette – Lesson 1

This will be the first of a probably never-ending series within my blog that will outline proper recording studio etiquette.  As the owner of a commercial recording facility for sixteen years, I believe I am as qualified as one can be to speak on this subject.  Hopefully, you will at least be entertained and perhaps learn from my observations and analysis.

Since this is lesson 1, let’s start at the beginning.  Real recording studios operate like doctor’s offices and law firms, not fast food restaurants.  Recording studios see clients by appointment and will most likely be unable to accommodate you walking in off the street.  It is totally unprofessional to show up at a recording studio, presumably while staff and clients are in sessions, and ask for a tour or worse, try to buy studio time on site for immediate use.  This happens at my facility at minimum once  a week.  Someone calls asking for our hours and informs us that they will be coming by in a little bit to do some recording.   It’s even worse when they show up at our door wanting to use the studio.  These are people who have never used our facility before and have no history with us.   I then have to  explain that we are booked for the day and that they have to call and set up an account before booking sessions.  Busy studios like ours usually book a week to ten days in advance.  Even if no one were using the studio I can’t just work with someone I’ve never met who walks in off the street.  I have seen a couple of ragtag studios attempt a fast food business model and almost all of them fail because inevitably, people either go to real studios and see that is not the way the business is practiced, or worse, the studio gets robbed and eventually closes because they can no longer obtain affordable insurance.

I once had a new client call the studio to inquire about using the facility.  After a nice conversation he told me he wanted to schedule some time so I began to take down his information so I could set up a new account for him in our system.  When I asked him for his name, he gave me a nickname.  I told him I was cool calling him that but I needed his legal name for liability purposes.  He told me he didn’t give out his legal name to anyone.  I told him that we would be unable to do business together. He got angry.  I explained to him that we can’t have people using our $100,000 + facility without a responsible party attached in the event something is stolen, broken etc.  We need to know with whom we are doing business.  I told him I’m sure his physician and lawyer knew his real name and if he wanted me to be his engineer, so would I.  He gave in under the pressure of the logic of my argument, but I was almost upset with myself for even making the argument in the first place.  How likely would it be that this person would make a good client if he’s that unprofessional?  I should have just told him to have a nice day and hung up the phone.

So in summary… Studios aren’t restaurants.  You need an appointment and you need at least a semi-formal business arrangement.  If you don’t want a copy of your invoice, that’s fine.  But it will be in our system and accounted for.  If this is unacceptable to you, I believe there is a so-called studio in Northeast being run by undercover cops that would gladly accept you walking up to the door and knocking.

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In addition to Ockham's, always keep these razors in mind when encountering #bullshit. Especially conspiracy theories. #criticalthinking #logic #tbt circa 1997. Working on #TeamDemo "Demolition Derby - The Wreckoning" album. A few noteworthy comments:
1. Box of Phillies on table. Par for the course back then. 
2. A 40 oz of what I believe is Icehouse b/c I was young and gave little fucks about what I was putting in my body. 
3. How about those milkcrates as monitor stands? 
4. You'll notice the computer is off. That's because back then, music was recorded on this stuff called "tape" (you youngsters can look that up.) Computers were only powerful enough for Midi sequencing and tape synchronization. 
5. The sm-58 microphone pointed at my face was not for recording. Those four bus mackie boards didn't have built in talkback mics so I rigged that to have communication with the booth. 
#oldschool #dmvhiphop #producer #engineer

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